Greetings to all my devoted and undevoted followers, acolytes and friends. I launched a Myspace account today to showcase my songwriting. “Coppertone It Down,” and “As Good As My Ford,” are my two best songs to date, in my opinion. Let me know yours. Praise, accolades and general attempts to soften my and your embarassment at my amazingly bad vocals and guitar-playing, but ingenious lyrics, are welcome.